[voice]

Feb 24, 2010 19:45

Helloooo? If we know you, there's no need for introductions - this looks just like home - but for anyone who hasn't made our acquaintance, we are Venom. We're charmed, really. This thing is a cell phone, really? It's so...tiny. Huh.

--Oh, and we don't need Microsoft Mary to tell us we're a hero, either. We've been telling people that forever, they're just deaf. But we're freelance from here on out, none of this government junk. Tried that. Hated it.

[low pitched squeal/murmur, the symbiote throwing in its two-cents worth of agreement, then a goodnatured laugh]

So just point us in the direction of the big bad keeping you all down, and we'll take care of him (or her!) for you. Then we can all go out for chocolate sundaes. Hoo-haa, it's gonna be a great day.

Oh, and introduce yourselves, don't be shy. We're dying to meet you.

† edward brock | venom

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