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bigsharkgrin in capeandcowl

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Feb 24, 2010 19:45

Helloooo? If we know you, there's no need for introductions - this looks just like home - but for anyone who hasn't made our acquaintance, we are Venom. We're charmed, really. This thing is a cell phone, really? It's so...tiny. Huh.

--Oh, and we don't need Microsoft Mary to tell us we're a hero, either. We've been telling people that forever, they ( Read more... )

† edward brock | venom

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1/?????? antiduality February 25 2010, 00:47:53 UTC

antiduality February 25 2010, 00:48:43 UTC

You.

YOU.

antiduality February 25 2010, 00:49:05 UTC

YOU THERE.

DONE, REPLIES ARE VOICE antiduality February 25 2010, 00:50:59 UTC

I...

[CUE SYMBIOTE COMIN' THROUGH SO INSTEAD OF A STRING OF INSULTS IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF CIVILIZED]

Know you.

Don't I.

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voice meowminx February 25 2010, 00:48:28 UTC

"We", huh?

voice bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 01:04:16 UTC

In the most literal sense of the word, ma'am!

And you are?

voice meowminx February 25 2010, 01:15:22 UTC

Catwoman.

You know Carnage?

voice bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 01:24:52 UTC

Unfortunately.

Keep away from him until we've dealt with this. He's not going to be a problem much longer.

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voice; enigmaestro February 25 2010, 00:52:35 UTC

Hi.

Yeah this is a tiny phone isn't it?

What about chocolate sundaes?

voice; bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 01:13:38 UTC

It's not polite to look a gifthorse in the mouth, of course... but this is like being given the Pygmy Clydesdale of phones.

Do you want one? --We only just got here, but there's got to be a place around.

voice; enigmaestro February 25 2010, 01:24:32 UTC

Always weird to hear a grown man talk about ponies.

Maybe. Yeah.

voice; bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 02:02:49 UTC

Is it?

This looks like ...[pause, reads street address into comm]

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listen_bud February 25 2010, 00:54:37 UTC

You know, I never thought I would say this, but after having to deal with Mac Gargan for so long?

It is so good to see you.

1/??? bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 01:17:04 UTC

You!

2/??? bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 01:17:23 UTC

[LONG PAUSE as he considers]

3/??? bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 01:19:59 UTC

If you're behind this kidnapping, we're going to tear out your kidneys and donate them to the nearest hospital.

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[voice] rock_it_punch February 25 2010, 01:05:17 UTC

I do like sundaes...

[voice] bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 01:21:16 UTC

Clearly discriminating taste!

We ought to establish somewhere to meet, this looks like New York, but it's... not..quite New York. Is it.

[voice] rock_it_punch February 25 2010, 01:25:26 UTC

Nope. It's the City, as lame as that sounds. Big fake New York with people pulled in from different times and worlds and crap. Oh, and right now in the middle of a big batch of crazy with dudes becoming other versions of dudes.

[voice] bigsharkgrin February 25 2010, 04:37:39 UTC

Laaame.

[long pause]

Wait, what was that last thing?

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