[voice]

[bigsharkgrin]

Helloooo? If we know you, there's no need for introductions - this looks just like home - but for anyone who hasn't made our acquaintance, we are Venom. We're charmed, really. This thing is a cell phone, really? It's so...tiny. Huh.

--Oh, and we don't need Microsoft Mary to tell us we're a hero, either. We've been telling people that forever, they

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[voice]

[rock_it_punch]

I do like sundaes...

[voice]

[bigsharkgrin]

Clearly discriminating taste!

We ought to establish somewhere to meet, this looks like New York, but it's... not..quite New York. Is it.

[voice]

[rock_it_punch]

Nope. It's the City, as lame as that sounds. Big fake New York with people pulled in from different times and worlds and crap. Oh, and right now in the middle of a big batch of crazy with dudes becoming other versions of dudes.

[voice]

[bigsharkgrin]

Laaame.

[long pause]

Wait, what was that last thing?

[voice]

[rock_it_punch]

Hella lame.

Uh, dudes are getting switched with other dudes. Like they're getting younger or older or they're from different versions of their worlds. It's really annoying.

[voice]

[bigsharkgrin]

Huh. Does that kind of thing happen often here? Sounds inconvenient.

Did we get your name?

[voice]

[rock_it_punch]

I've only been here like a month, so I really can't say. Heard it happened once before, though.

Nah, you...uh...guys didn't. I'm Santo, or Rockslide when I'm X-mening it up.