Video oh my god what is wrong with me.

[la_belette]

[Weasel is wearing what could best be described as...um...well, if you can keep your brain from doing a massive data dump and your eyes melting out of your face long enough to register...there's brown leather. And brass studs. And chainmail. There may even be a sword and a magic helmet (a la Elmer Fudd) on his head. He must have just gone to an

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[voice]

[yayashton]

What you don't think that "GET TO THE CHOPPER!" is the greatest moment in Arnold's career?

[the line is said in an almost-perfect imitation of the actual line]

[voice]

[la_belette]

Ho'd up, if we're going by individual lines, "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" is even better than that.

[voice]

[yayashton]

Who is your daddy?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Does he fix cars that women crash?
Or does he live in New York and drive a cab?

[theoretically, it's a punk-rock song. it's not being sung like one, it's being sung like a Broadway number.]

[voice]

[la_belette]

...Holy shit, a Broadway play based on nothing but lines out of Ahnold movies. It'll be huge.

Gonna beat Movin' Out any day of the week.

[wadewilson]

Does Squirrel Girl know you cuss?

[la_belette]

Y........es?

[wadewilson]

And she doesn't kick you in the face for it?

[la_belette]

Not...yet.

[grenadeball]

arnold's best was in predator

arnold's best in being ridiculous is a tie between jingle all the way and batman and robin

[la_belette]

I dunnow, Last Action Hero is pretty ridiculous too.

[grenadeball]

true, but that movie is only worth watching for the action movie version of Hamlet

[la_belette]

Holy balls, I forgot about that part. I gotta watch that movie again. One sec, downloading.

video;

[la_belette]

'Allo Doreeeeen. Ow do you lahk mah owt-feet?

[Oh god tell him to stop doing that.]

XD

[la_belette]

Hey, in this city? Probably, yeah. I'm just waiting for the day that the Blob and Steve McQueen show up.

...Not the BLOB Blob. Not, like, the guy. I mean that big pink quivering mass....which, upon reflection, could ALSO be describing that guy hurr hurr.

[la_belette]

...............shit, I think you do.

[la_belette]

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, GADGET!