Video oh my god what is wrong with me.

[la_belette]

[Weasel is wearing what could best be described as...um...well, if you can keep your brain from doing a massive data dump and your eyes melting out of your face long enough to register...there's brown leather. And brass studs. And chainmail. There may even be a sword and a magic helmet (a la Elmer Fudd) on his head. He must have just gone to an

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[voice]

[yayashton]

What you don't think that "GET TO THE CHOPPER!" is the greatest moment in Arnold's career?

[the line is said in an almost-perfect imitation of the actual line]

[voice]

[la_belette]

Ho'd up, if we're going by individual lines, "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" is even better than that.

[voice]

[yayashton]

Who is your daddy?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Does he fix cars that women crash?
Or does he live in New York and drive a cab?

[theoretically, it's a punk-rock song. it's not being sung like one, it's being sung like a Broadway number.]

[voice]

[la_belette]

...Holy shit, a Broadway play based on nothing but lines out of Ahnold movies. It'll be huge.

Gonna beat Movin' Out any day of the week.

[voice]

[yayashton]

I think you mean Mamma Mia!. American Idiot hasn't opened yet, so Mamma Mia! is the only jukebox musical on Broadway at the moment - but even then I'm not sure that American Idiot counts. I haven't read much on that one, only that it's based on Green Day.

Regardless, that's an actual song - though normally sung with much more guitar and destroyed voice.

[voice]

[la_belette]

Naw, dude. Mamma Mia's a big hit. Movin' Out was the Billy Joel musical that tanked.

........shit why am I talking about musicals? Fuck this, let's talk about TRACTOR PULLS AND PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.

[voice]

[yayashton]

I know what it is, but if you ask a National Tour isn't considered a tank. Daddy Cool, however, was pretty much a tank. It hasn't even been brought to America.

We're talking about musicals because that's what I do. I can also talk baseball, Godzilla movies or terrible old horror films if you want.

[voice]

[la_belette]

You mean your superpower is draining everybody of testosterone in a forty mile radius?

[voice]

[yayashton]

It's not a superpower but . . .

This show could not be gayer
if Liza was named mayor,
and Elton John took flight!