Video oh my god what is wrong with me.

[la_belette]

[Weasel is wearing what could best be described as...um...well, if you can keep your brain from doing a massive data dump and your eyes melting out of your face long enough to register...there's brown leather. And brass studs. And chainmail. There may even be a sword and a magic helmet (a la Elmer Fudd) on his head. He must have just gone to an

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[wadewilson]

Does Squirrel Girl know you cuss?

[la_belette]

Y........es?

[wadewilson]

And she doesn't kick you in the face for it?

[la_belette]

Not...yet.

[la_belette]

I have Tourette's Syndrome.

I am a sick man.

[la_belette]

...Rats. It was worth a shot?

[la_belette]

I would never kick kittens! NEVER.

[wadewilson]

You gotta let a man be a man, Dory Funk.

[wadewilson]

You guys played mattress hockey yet?

[la_belette]

...ohgawd...

[wadewilson]

Do you not have any best buds, Doris Day? Do you not understand how best buds work? Best buds tell each other things, and you're currently all stealy-dan with my best bud's blood pump. Therefore, there are things I, as a duly appointed best bud, need to know. This would be one of them.

I know you're a little socially... awkward, Dumbledoreen, so's I thought I'd fill ya in before you resort to violence as is your way.