28 {voice}

[quinnade]

AHOY CAPES AN' COWLS! Today's my day t' shine. Ya know what ol' day it is An' If Ya Don't, Ya Deser'e A Cannonball In The Funny Bone if ya know what I mean.

So, who wants some rum an' ol' pirate music tonight at Ozzy's place? A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Comments

[meowminx]

Oswald isn't here.

[quinnade]

Oswald. Osborn. Get with the program, pussy cat.

2/2

[quinnade]

I MEAN; ARRRRRGH.

[meowminx]

That's what happens when you recycle nicknames, Harley.

OR MAYBE YOU INSPIRED ME.

[quinnade]

IT'S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY YE' SCURVY SEA DOG!

[quinnade]

Arrr, indeed, my ol' salty dog. The 21st century is the definition o' awesomesauce. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

[chlorodermic]

...no.

Nooooo.

I am sick of that stuuuuupid pirate talk.

[quinnade]

Arrr, don't be a sour puss, sour puss, gar! LI'E A LITTLE!

[chlorodermic]

Rum, I could do. Pirates and pirate talk? Nuh-uh. No. Like I said, I'm sick of pirates.

[quinnade]

BLASPHEME!! Whaddya have against pirates, wench?

[returntoeven]

Really.

[quinnade]

Really.

[returntoeven]

Should I be expecting a cannonball, then?

[quinnade]

Should I be expecting a cannonball, then?

[knows_science]

No.

Just no.

[quinnade]

Get a sense of humor, yeesh.

[knows_science]

Listen. Let me explain something to you.

I am a ninja.

This is a day dedicated to pirates.

Do you understand why anyone celebrating pirates fills me with homicidal rage?

[quinnade]

...................................but, pirates have a funny accent.