28 {voice}

[quinnade]

AHOY CAPES AN' COWLS! Today's my day t' shine. Ya know what ol' day it is An' If Ya Don't, Ya Deser'e A Cannonball In The Funny Bone if ya know what I mean.

So, who wants some rum an' ol' pirate music tonight at Ozzy's place? A pence for an old man o'de sea?

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[meowminx]

Oswald isn't here.

[quinnade]

Oswald. Osborn. Get with the program, pussy cat.

2/2

[quinnade]

I MEAN; ARRRRRGH.

[meowminx]

That's what happens when you recycle nicknames, Harley.

[quinnade]

S'not like the ol' Penguin's here to feel all flustered that someone else is the new pimp in town.

[meowminx]

Penguin and pimp should not be used in the same sentence. Doubt Norman would be thrilled at the title himself.

[quinnade]

That suit. That monocle. That cane. Don't tell me ya never saw him with a few chickadees in tow.

[meowminx]

I don't think he was up for sharing them.

[quinnade]

But he's a businessman!

[meowminx]

And I have absolutely no interest in knowing what he does or doesn't do with his girls.

[quinnade]

Booooring.

[meowminx]

It's Oswald, Harley.

[quinnade]

But ya just know that all them rogues are hidin' somethin' super freaky in their closets.

[meowminx]

I'm sure. And some of them I really don't want to know.

[quinnade]

Not even a lil' curious?

[meowminx]

Curious in the sense of weak points, not curious in the sense of wanting mental images.