28 {voice}

[quinnade]

AHOY CAPES AN' COWLS! Today's my day t' shine. Ya know what ol' day it is An' If Ya Don't, Ya Deser'e A Cannonball In The Funny Bone if ya know what I mean.

So, who wants some rum an' ol' pirate music tonight at Ozzy's place? A pence for an old man o'de sea?

Comments

[chlorodermic]

...no.

Nooooo.

I am sick of that stuuuuupid pirate talk.

[quinnade]

Arrr, don't be a sour puss, sour puss, gar! LI'E A LITTLE!

[chlorodermic]

Rum, I could do. Pirates and pirate talk? Nuh-uh. No. Like I said, I'm sick of pirates.

[quinnade]

BLASPHEME!! Whaddya have against pirates, wench?

[chlorodermic]

DO NOT CALL ME WENCH. Sheesh, how many times to I have to say that?

Let's just say cursed pirate treasure isn't everyone's thing. And getting thrown in a stockade? Ahahahah nay.

[quinnade]

Woah, woah, woah. Slow down there, Shething. You're takin' this WAY too seriously. Ya gotta lighten up, kick yer feet up, have some rum.

[chlorodermic]

...Shething.

Y'know, I could do all those things, minus the laaaaame pirate talk.

[quinnade]

Shething. Shego. Shewench. I like your name. Lotsa possibilities.

But the pirate talk makes it FUN an' AUTHENTIC.

[chlorodermic]

Let's just stick with Shego, and no possibilities.

Uuuuh, how about it makes it laaaaame and lamer?

[quinnade]

Maybe YOU'RE lame, Shelame. Oooooo.

[chlorodermic]

...uh-huh. "Shelame". Look who's talking.

[quinnade]

Hey, it's my schtick!

[chlorodermic]

And it's my schtick to point out what's lame.

And this, my friend, is laaaame.

[quinnade]

MAYBE I JUS' LIKE TO HAVE FUN.

[chlorodermic]

That's not fun, Harl. That's lameness.

But hey, maybe I'll go to that party of yours.

[quinnade]

It's fun with lameness!

You can't miss it, na na na. 'Ey, you're livin' in that swanky new place too, right?