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This is absolutely preposterous!
To think anyone would have the nerve to kidnap me, Glinda the Good, vindicator of all things good and just in the Land of Oz, from my very own bedroom, and take me to this positively dreary kingdom, which I have never as much as heard of -- unbelievable! Simply mind-boggling, is what it is. And all that for the purpose of me -- serving as a hero? While I am indeed quite capable of fulfilling such a position, I have people of my own who require my guidancity. To steal me away from my fellow Ozians who need me, and to bring me here without my permission -- no manners in the slightest, I swear. Even I have some difficulty believing the situation here is so very dire that diplomacy cannot be used to ask for the aid of influential leaders from other lands. Not to mention that the woman who welcomed me -- and the word "welcome" is used with much generosity in this instance, I assure you - was quite possibly the most brash and unkind person I have ever encountered, as if she were completely unaware of my position! I, for one, have had enough of menacing, disembodied voices for the rest of -- well, forever.
As that woman outright refused to reply to any of my questions, perhaps some of you would be as kind as to provide me with answers -- what is this heinous place, and who is, exactly, your ruler? For what reason does this kingdom require a hero? And how can one leave here, assuming one does not have one's bubble in possession?
To think anyone would have the nerve to kidnap me, Glinda the Good, vindicator of all things good and just in the Land of Oz, from my very own bedroom, and take me to this positively dreary kingdom, which I have never as much as heard of -- unbelievable! Simply mind-boggling, is what it is. And all that for the purpose of me -- serving as a hero? While I am indeed quite capable of fulfilling such a position, I have people of my own who require my guidancity. To steal me away from my fellow Ozians who need me, and to bring me here without my permission -- no manners in the slightest, I swear. Even I have some difficulty believing the situation here is so very dire that diplomacy cannot be used to ask for the aid of influential leaders from other lands. Not to mention that the woman who welcomed me -- and the word "welcome" is used with much generosity in this instance, I assure you - was quite possibly the most brash and unkind person I have ever encountered, as if she were completely unaware of my position! I, for one, have had enough of menacing, disembodied voices for the rest of -- well, forever.
As that woman outright refused to reply to any of my questions, perhaps some of you would be as kind as to provide me with answers -- what is this heinous place, and who is, exactly, your ruler? For what reason does this kingdom require a hero? And how can one leave here, assuming one does not have one's bubble in possession?