[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

[cannotemotealie]

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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[intuitivelyapt]

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[yeswedo]

I'm not crying myself to sleep and I don't want to mock you, Sylar.

[intuitivelyapt]

I don't know what you expect from me.

[yeswedo]

I told you, forget about it. You need to stop being so serious all the time.

[intuitivelyapt]

... Right. Fine. Once again, whatever.

[cannotemotealie]

WOULD YOU TWO STOP MAKING PETTY FUCKING FIGHTS BECAUSE I CANNOT HAVE PEOPLE GETTING ARRESTED AT THIS THING AND THAT IS WHY I AM TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS TO STOP FUCKING FIGHTING FOR JUST TWO WEEKS, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IN A GODDAMNED POT PIE!!

[yeswedo]

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[cannotemotealie]

Tu comprendes, motherfucker?

[yeswedo]

Yeah. Yeah, I get it.

[intuitivelyapt]

FINE!

[cannotemotealie]

THANK YOU!

[yeswedo]

Wait wait wait ...You have a formula for our fights?

[cannotemotealie]

Well not LITERALLY a formula but I can usually tell when y'all are gonna start verbally throwin' down over whatever the fuck y'all decide to get on the topic of. Today it was birthdays, last week it was racism, the week before that you two were married so EVERYTHIN' was a fight...

[yeswedo]

We didn't fight over birthdays today. He just got pissed because he tells me one thing and expects me to do another.

[cannotemotealie]

We didn't fight over birthdays today.
birthdays today.
today.

[yeswedo]

You don't get to criticize arguments when you don't understand the reasoning behind them. He dropped it. Conversation over. It's not a problem, anymore.