[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]
Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.