[LOCKED TO: SYLAR & KIRK]

[cannotemotealie]

Okay, bros? You two need some serious couples counselling. 'Cos while it's ttly funny seein' you two rag on each other, y'all keep makin' seriously low blows. Would y'all cut it out or at least not make it public to everybody? 'Cos it's really puttin' a huge dent in our cred and we need that shit.

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[intuitivelyapt]

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[intuitivelyapt]

I didn't expect you to. But I also didn't know the only thing keeping you going was your desire to get in a fistfight with me.

[yeswedo]

It's not! Are you even listening to me?!

[intuitivelyapt]

I wasn't going to fight you!

[yeswedo]

I wasn't going to fight you, either! I'm just saying that saying it is apparently important to Emo, so promising that we wouldn't get in a fight at his party is not that hard.

[intuitivelyapt]

It isn't but you just saying you'll "try your best" isn't exactly promising!

[yeswedo]

Well, yeah, because I'm not going to promise I won't and give you a free pass to be as much of a dick as you want! You have way too much ammunition for that.

[intuitivelyapt]

And because I said I wouldn't instead of saying "I'll try my best", does that give you a free pass to be a dick to me?

[yeswedo]

No.

[intuitivelyapt]

But if we're going by your logic, apparently it does.

[yeswedo]

Yeah, well, I don't have the same penchant for low blows that you do.

[intuitivelyapt]

When have I delivered a low blow?

[yeswedo]

...Nevermind, forget it. It's not a big deal, anyway. I promise I won't pick a fight at the Halloween party.

[intuitivelyapt]

Whatever. If I did, it was probably unintentional. Just saying.

[yeswedo]

Yeah, I doubt that.

[intuitivelyapt]

If it'll make you stop crying yourself to sleep, I'll give you a free pass to mock me.