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[canisfidelus]

It's way too early for anything. I need to go flying. Anyone up for flying? You know, a broomstick, the sky, the potential for causing way more trouble than it's worth?

...Tamaki? I can teach you! It's not hard!

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[anti_bereznoff]

SHOW DADDY, SHOW DADDY, SHOW DADDY!

[canisfidelus]

Okay, okay! You just can't be afraid.

TOO DUMB TO GET THE DANGER.

[anti_bereznoff]

...of what?

>D

[canisfidelus]

...of nothing! Sometimes ladies like to scream and pretend, you know.

[bound_by_time]

FLYING? On a broomstick? Like a witch?

[canisfidelus]

Like a wizard.

[bound_by_time]

[ooc: lolz, she's torn. Sounds like fun, but doesn't want to die just yet.]

[canisfidelus]

[ooc: Hahaha he won't let anyone fall!]

[adamantined]

The potential for falling off and breaking your neck.

[canisfidelus]

I have never in my life fallen off a broomstick.

[adamantined]

Is that a way of saying that you did fall off a broomstick but you're too macho to admit it?

[canisfidelus]

Not once. I have very strong thighs. Wouldn't you like to see for yourself?

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[primrosella]

I did. But the more I think about it, the more I'm doubting if I really want to hear the answer.

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[canisfidelus]

Afraid?

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[primrosella]

More like, some questions are just better left unasked. Then again, I've never been very good at saying no to curiosity...

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[canisfidelus]

Ask away.

[orderonto]

Broomstick.

[canisfidelus]

It's a long, phallus-like object, usually used to clean floors, sir.

However, I'm not really a dictionary so my description may be a little off.

[orderonto]

That was sort of unnecessarily crude, wasn't it? But thank you.

But broomsticks don't fly.

1/3

[canisfidelus]

You're quite welcome.