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[canisfidelus]

It's way too early for anything. I need to go flying. Anyone up for flying? You know, a broomstick, the sky, the potential for causing way more trouble than it's worth?

...Tamaki? I can teach you! It's not hard!

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[orderonto]

Broomstick.

[canisfidelus]

It's a long, phallus-like object, usually used to clean floors, sir.

However, I'm not really a dictionary so my description may be a little off.

[orderonto]

That was sort of unnecessarily crude, wasn't it? But thank you.

But broomsticks don't fly.

1/3

[canisfidelus]

You're quite welcome.

[canisfidelus]

Wait? They don't?

[canisfidelus]

How dare you, sir! Shatter a young man's hopes like that!

[orderonto]

Your sarcasm is greatly appreciated.

Rather, you're serious, aren't you?

[canisfidelus]

Yes, of course I am. I mean it's no Cleansweep, but I did charm it up quite nicely myself.

[orderonto]

You charmed a broomstick?

[canisfidelus]

That's what I just said. I charmed a broomstick.

[orderonto]

I think I need to go contemplate this for a moment.

[canisfidelus]

It's not difficult to grasp, you know.

[orderonto]

For you, perhaps. That's not a fair opinion.

[canisfidelus]

What's so hard about it? It's just magic, mate.

[orderonto]

Just magic, he says.

[canisfidelus]

...do you want proof?