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[canisfidelus]

It's way too early for anything. I need to go flying. Anyone up for flying? You know, a broomstick, the sky, the potential for causing way more trouble than it's worth?

...Tamaki? I can teach you! It's not hard!

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[adamantined]

The potential for falling off and breaking your neck.

[canisfidelus]

I have never in my life fallen off a broomstick.

[adamantined]

Is that a way of saying that you did fall off a broomstick but you're too macho to admit it?

[canisfidelus]

Not once. I have very strong thighs. Wouldn't you like to see for yourself?

[adamantined]

No, not really.

[canisfidelus]

Well then.

Reg's fallen off broomsticks. Very dangerous position in Quidditch, the one he plays.

[adamantined]

No offense. It's just... thighs! You've seen one, you've seen a thousand.

I think he told me. Seeker, right?

[canisfidelus]

These are great thighs, Claire.

Yeah. Not a bad position, just the one that'll likely wind you up in a sick room with 45 broken bones.

[adamantined]

I'm sure they're wonderful.

That's kind of admirable, but stupid. Did you play?

[canisfidelus]

Of course I did. I played Beater.

[adamantined]

Somehow that's not surprising. At least it sound like you had an easy way to get your aggression out.

[canisfidelus]

In a major way.

And I'm not that aggressive! I mean, sure, maybe I have a little issue with my brother and his slimy friends, but I'm as gentle as a lamb.

[adamantined]

How does having issues with Regulus and his friends go along with being aggressive? Unless I'm missing a step here.

[canisfidelus]

You mean no one's warned you to stay away from the deadly Sirius Black yet?

[adamantined]

I didn't hear anything about being deadly.

[canisfidelus]

I'm deadly.

There. Now you did.