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[tobethemiracle]

[so if you were to go into the mess hall today you would notice some obnoxious teenager has claimed a table and is working on it with his laptop and quite a few empty mugs.  The more observant would notice the following: a) the apple on his macbook is missing the standard bite in it; b) instead of the usual standard 100 or so keys on his keyboard

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[waylaidvagrant]

[You ponder this girl's unbalanced diet as you dine from your nutritious and delicious vegetable platter.]

[ateyourbaby]

[OMNOMNOM stay away from my meat]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You sincerely hope this girl is not coveting your greens. You hunch protectively over your plate, just in case.]

[ateyourbaby]

Niche doesn't want your grass!

[waylaidvagrant]

[Grass? Well! You cross your arms and scowl to show your disdain for her elongated meat products.]

[ateyourbaby]

[EATS FASTER]

[waylaidvagrant]

[You also begin shoveling food into your gaping maw faster and faster. Unfortunately, you get a bit carried away and start choking on the stack of napkins that you also shoveled in.]

[ateyourbaby]

[whoa]

[waylaidvagrant]

[After several seconds of embarrassing coughing, hacking and sputtering, you manage to relieve yourself of you hoking hazard. You try to look nonchalant but fail.]

[ateyourbaby]

Don't eat that.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You nod rather sheepishly. You sure have learned you lesson, at least until next time you are ravenously devouring everything in sight.]

[ateyourbaby]

Paper isn't for eating.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You consider arguing that paper can be a sometimes food, but opt to sullenly return to eating your vegetables instead.]

[ateyourbaby]

Don't eat paper!

[waylaidvagrant]

[You point at your veggies, then at your mouth. Clearly no paper is being eaten... At least at the moment.]