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[tobethemiracle]

[so if you were to go into the mess hall today you would notice some obnoxious teenager has claimed a table and is working on it with his laptop and quite a few empty mugs.  The more observant would notice the following: a) the apple on his macbook is missing the standard bite in it; b) instead of the usual standard 100 or so keys on his keyboard

Comments

[threshprince]

HEY NOOKSTAIN.
MOVE YOUR SHIT.
SOME OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO SIT DOWN TOO.

[tobethemiracle]

[pulls a headphone out]

Aww. You want to sit with me. How cute.

[threshprince]

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF
I JUST NEED A FUCKING PLACE TO SIT.

You slam down your plate full of... whatever it is, it's disgusting alien food, let's leave it at that.

[tobethemiracle]

That's cool. I'm a modern man, I can handle it.

[borncaptain]

[whistles]

Not bad. Where can I get one of those?

[tobethemiracle]

Would you believe "camp gave it to me"? I had to clean six gigabytes of malware off it first though.

[borncaptain]

Still, it's a better model than what we get stuck with. Maybe I should redesign mine.

[tobethemiracle]

I would. Waiting on camp to give you something is doomed to failure. This took me two years to get right, but there might be shortcuts now. I've got a lot of apps now that I didn't have a few years ago.

[cortexiphowned]

[COFFEE

and platonic waffles]

[tobethemiracle]

Oh, where did you find those?

[cortexiphowned]

Aren't they always here?

[tobethemiracle]

Not when I got here. I guess I was here too early.

[ateyourbaby]

[look who's eating her way through a gift basket of smoked meats and sausage]

[tobethemiracle]

...that's a lot of meat.

[ateyourbaby]

Niche's meat.

[tobethemiracle]

Believe me, I don't want it.

[capt_homo]

[Dude with a guitar, that's not cliched at all]

[tobethemiracle]

Do you do requests?

[capt_homo]

Depends on the request.

[tobethemiracle]

Don't play Kumbaya?