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[tobethemiracle]

[so if you were to go into the mess hall today you would notice some obnoxious teenager has claimed a table and is working on it with his laptop and quite a few empty mugs.  The more observant would notice the following: a) the apple on his macbook is missing the standard bite in it; b) instead of the usual standard 100 or so keys on his keyboard

Comments

[capt_homo]

[Dude with a guitar, that's not cliched at all]

[tobethemiracle]

Do you do requests?

[capt_homo]

Depends on the request.

[tobethemiracle]

Don't play Kumbaya?

[capt_homo]

Dude, I wouldn't play that if you paid me. And I'm insulted you think I'm that kind of musician.

[tobethemiracle]

Hey, all I know of you is that apparently you are sexually attracted to the Alternians.

[capt_homo]

What?! No!

[tobethemiracle]

Good to know.

[capt_homo]

I thought everyone had forgotten about that by now.

[tobethemiracle]

I have a long memory.

[capt_homo]

Great.

[tobethemiracle]

I promise I haven't told everyone.

[capt_homo]

Everyone probably already knows about it already.

[tobethemiracle]

I wouldn't say everyone. That's a bit melodramatic.

[capt_homo]

This place likes to remind people.

[tobethemiracle]

There there.