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[tobethemiracle]

[so if you were to go into the mess hall today you would notice some obnoxious teenager has claimed a table and is working on it with his laptop and quite a few empty mugs.  The more observant would notice the following: a) the apple on his macbook is missing the standard bite in it; b) instead of the usual standard 100 or so keys on his keyboard

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[waylaidvagrant]

[You toss a wadded-up napkin at the uncouth boy's head to reprimand him for being so rude during a mealtime.]

[threshprince]

You throw it back as hard as you can.

Of course, this being a napkin, it doesn't fly very hard at all.

[waylaidvagrant]

[The resulting impact to your head is quite light, but it hits you rather hard in the sensibilities. You shake a fist at the ruffian.]

[threshprince]

GO FUCK YOUR
WAIT
WAIT A MINUTE
YOU'RE THAT GUY.

[waylaidvagrant]

[What is this boy going on about now? By "THAT GUY" does he mean "Mayor?" You point to your MAYORAL SASH and shrug in the hope that he will elaborate.]

[threshprince]

YEAH
WOW
OKAY, THIS JUST GOT REALLY AWKWARD.

[waylaidvagrant]

[You wonder what in the world this boy is going on about. The only awkward thing you see here is his stupid face. Of course, you are too polite to tell him this. Instead you just shake your head in incomprehension.]