RIGHT BEHIND YOU OH GOD

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty... ?

((ooc: SPARK NOTES. Long story short: If you comment in this post, there will be bloodshed. It will probably be yours. OPT IN FOR DEATH. edit sleep now, shank tomorrow, keep tagging if you want to get in on this))

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No. No, no, and hell no. There is no fucking way you are getting me to answer this question.

((OOC: …opting in for death…))

[smilingpretty]

[headtilt]

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Why are you even here?

[smilingpretty]

Am I ... pretty... ?

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Right, it's fucking October, of course you're here.

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty?

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…You know what? Fuck it. Yes, you're pretty. Now go away.

[smilingpretty]

[leans right into your faaaace]

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[taking a step back]

This is the opposite of going away!

[smilingpretty]

[yanks mask off]

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[akdsl;jf]

somehow that's even freakier than it looked in my head.

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty now?

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--Uh! Yes, in that gothic-horror, slasher-flick "WHY CAN I SEE YOUR ENTIRE JAW" kind of way. Sure, why not?

[smilingpretty]

[pausing]

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[taking a few more steps back...?]

[smilingpretty]

[steps backward...]