RIGHT BEHIND YOU OH GOD

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty... ?

((ooc: SPARK NOTES. Long story short: If you comment in this post, there will be bloodshed. It will probably be yours. OPT IN FOR DEATH. edit sleep now, shank tomorrow, keep tagging if you want to get in on this))

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No. No, no, and hell no. There is no fucking way you are getting me to answer this question.

((OOC: …opting in for death…))

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[walking away]

[smilingpretty]

[oh

she's standing in front of you :)]

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[kasdl;jf]

I knew that was too fucking easy!

[smilingpretty]

Cut.

[drops shears from out her sleeve]

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How about let's not and say we did.

[smilingpretty]

[flips them open]

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[fuck that, I am going to run the hell away]

[smilingpretty]

[what if, and I am just saying

what if I head you off at the pass]

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Oh, come on! Can't I get a break here?!

[smilingpretty]

[how about a laceration?]

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[seriously? do you have any idea how much those hurt?!]

[smilingpretty]

[. . .]

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[okay, ASK A STUPID QUESTION. . .]

[smilingpretty]

[I think you and I need to match. we can be cutsie twinsies]

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[I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS IDEA but somehow it isn't looking like you're giving me a choice]