RIGHT BEHIND YOU OH GOD

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty... ?

((ooc: SPARK NOTES. Long story short: If you comment in this post, there will be bloodshed. It will probably be yours. OPT IN FOR DEATH. edit sleep now, shank tomorrow, keep tagging if you want to get in on this))

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[pussyfortono]

. . . who are you?

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty?

[pussyfortono]

Why are you asking?

[smilingpretty]

[staggers just a little closer]

Am I ... pretty... ?

[bitchester]

I-what?

[smilingpretty]

Am I pretty?

[bitchester]

[this is bizarrely like something out of a scene in his ... normal life ...

takes a step closer to her]

Can I help you?

[smilingpretty]

[surely you have missed that unsafe feeling]

Am I ... pretty?

[whatakida]

The most dazzling, the most charming, with a voice like the sounds of the heavens singing fantastical tales there's no doubt about it that the utmost cutest girl around, unchallenged even by the angels, is standing behind me right now!!

[smilingpretty]

[... pass]

[jerkily, she pulls her hand up to her face and pulls the mask off. her jaw just kind of drops open without effort]

Am I still pretty?

[whatakida]

[ jfkdlsfSJDKFDSDF. T-Takes a step back. ]

O-Of course! Pretty all around, right down to the back of your jaw. Which I have an excellent view of right now...

[smilingpretty]

[steps closer]

[asthecrow_flies]

-haaah?

[smilingpretty]

[steps forward]

Am I pretty?

[asthecrow_flies]

[actually looks at . . . screee]

Is that a trick question? That sounds like a trick question.

[smilingpretty]

[SO SAFE]

Am I pretty?

[myheadxsplode]

Uh...

[smilingpretty]

[head tilt]

Am I pretty?

[myheadxsplode]

[... (unsure)]

You have. Nice hair.

[smilingpretty]

[I can wait for a real answer, Rockman]