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[fuckyou_chorus]

[IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP, THERE IS SUDDENLY A BOX. more specifically, a box, a sign that says VOTE, and a stack of ballots with the following options:

Poll

... welp.]

(( VOTERS GET A BALLOON. mingle and go nuts o7 ))

Comments

[justwannahave]

What are we voting for again?

[closetodarkness]

No idea, but I voted anyway.

[justwannahave]

Is your vote secret?

[closetodarkness]

Yeah, I'm never gonna tell you that I vote "put it in".

[justwannahave]

I see--I'm going to abstain unless the vote is about actually paying the counselors.

[closetodarkness]

But you get this lovely balloon if you do.

[tugs a couple times on the string of the red balloon she's holding, as if to illustrate this point]

[justwannahave]

Ooh, a balloon--but is it for a particular choice or just for being a voter?

[closetodarkness]

I think it's just for voting, although who knows, different choices might get you different colors or something.

[justwannahave]

with such incentives, no wonder people are voting!

[closetodarkness]

I know! This is pretty amazing stuff - totally makes up for the thing where I never get paid.

[justwannahave]

This calls for a celebration! Or maybe just a very large drink!

[closetodarkness]

Or a celebration involving very large drinks!

[justwannahave]

Capital! Not that we need extra excuses to drink a lot of alcohol in here!

[closetodarkness]

I guess not, but it never hurts. To the bar, then?

[justwannahave]

I second that motion.

[closetodarkness]

I think that means it's carried by a vote of 2-0. Ah, democracy in action.