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[fuckyou_chorus]

[IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP, THERE IS SUDDENLY A BOX. more specifically, a box, a sign that says VOTE, and a stack of ballots with the following options:

Poll

... welp.]

(( VOTERS GET A BALLOON. mingle and go nuts o7 ))

Comments

[justwannahave]

What are we voting for again?

[justwannahave]

Right then--do we need to vote on beer, wine or hard liquor as well?

[closetodarkness]

Why limit ourselves?

[justwannahave]

Motion carried forward--everything we can get our hands on then.

[closetodarkness]

Excellent! Let's get to it, then.

[justwannahave]

Yes--let's. *heading for the nearest bar*

[hawkwardmoment]

No idea, but with any luck, it'll be a mindblowing surprise.

[justwannahave]

Not literally, I would hope.

[hawkwardmoment]

Hopefully not, unless that's what this... [gestures at the balloon] floating thing will eventually do.

[justwannahave]

Balloons are meant for bursting. It's sad when they deflate.

[hawkwardmoment]

It's also sad if that's the only two things they can do.

[justwannahave]

The other function is to have strings that are very easy to lose so that the kid who lost it kicks up a fuss and has to be bribed with candy to simmer down.

[chewitover]

Do you suppose it will actually matter?

[justwannahave]

The cynical part of me says no.

[chewitover]

This sort of thing rarely seems to come to anything - not that past experience is always a reliable predictor around here.

[justwannahave]

The optimistic part of me hopes that the Director would finally see it fit to pay her employees and that this might mean yes, no, put it in the bank.

Then the cynical part laughs at it.