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[fuckyou_chorus]

[IN THE MIDDLE OF CAMP, THERE IS SUDDENLY A BOX. more specifically, a box, a sign that says VOTE, and a stack of ballots with the following options:

Poll

... welp.]

(( VOTERS GET A BALLOON. mingle and go nuts o7 ))

Comments

[ateyourbaby]

[continually poking in pieces of paper= SO MANY BALLOONS]

[nocturnemission]

Are you trying to float away or something?

[ateyourbaby]

No?

[nocturnemission]

Oh. Well, you might if you get enough balloons!

[nocturnemission]

I guess I should check "put it in," since that's what I'm doing with it.

[asterisking]

That's what I did.

[nocturnemission]

I'm pretty sure it's the best option.

[asterisking]

So am I.

[crisscrossing]

... Can I write in 'maybe'?

[theskyenceguy]

It's a trap.

[crisscrossing]

The box?

[theskyenceguy]

Everything.

[actionpainting]

...I'm not even going to wonder about what option three is about.

[crisscrossing]

Exciting mystery flavor!

[actionpainting]

Television has taught me to always assume that the exciting mystery flavor probably has something to do with insects.

[crisscrossing]

Like, Jumanji-level insects, or ladybugs?

[dont_ingest]

This is a gross misinterpretation of the concept of a "secret ballot."

[theskyenceguy]

Do you think the votes actually count for something?

[dont_ingest]

I wouldn't be surprised if the results were used to justify the next round of whatever the hell from our captors.

[theskyenceguy]

...I think I'm going to abstain on this one.