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[mindlessvandal]

I want to know what your pubic hair looks like.

Edit: Meant for this to be a private e-mail of the wooing sort. Everyone can go ahead and just ignore it.

((Having LJ issues, will hopefully pick up old+new threads tomorrow))

Comments

[burgercraving]

It's called Brazilian waxing. I'm sure most people with brains do it because otherwise you're just gross.

[mindlessvandal]

Thank you for your contribution. I'll think of you fondly later when I'm getting personal with Righty.

[burgercraving]

That wasn't a volunteering of information, you asshole!

[mindlessvandal]

Do we have waxers here? What's the upkeep like?

[burgercraving]

Look into it yourself.

[mindlessvandal]

I'm trying to get a good mental picture. Help a man out, love.

[burgercraving]

Not happening.

[mindlessvandal]

Come on!

[burgercraving]

There's probably a website that'll help.

[mindlessvandal]

You've got a website?

[burgercraving]

If I did, you'd have to have special VIP information, and I still hate overgrown lawngnomes.

[mindlessvandal]

I don't even understand what I did to make you so unpleasant towards me!

[burgercraving]

On a good day, you remind me of Justin Timberlake before he was cool.

And that's not a compliment.

[mindlessvandal]

Does that mean I have the possibility of being cool in the near future?

[burgercraving]

No, you're already too old for recovery.

[mindlessvandal]

Now you're just making shit up.