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[mindlessvandal]

I want to know what your pubic hair looks like.

Edit: Meant for this to be a private e-mail of the wooing sort. Everyone can go ahead and just ignore it.

((Having LJ issues, will hopefully pick up old+new threads tomorrow))

Comments

[burgercraving]

It's called Brazilian waxing. I'm sure most people with brains do it because otherwise you're just gross.

[burgercraving]

The only thing that made him was having a traumatic experience with Britney Spears before everyone realized she was no better than a country hick.

[mindlessvandal]

Sounds like you've got a lot of opinions on the state of shitty pop music.

[burgercraving]

And?

[mindlessvandal]

And I don't care about them.

[burgercraving]

Unless they can get you laid, which, by the way, still not happening.

[mindlessvandal]

And I'll still be wanking to you later. Nice try.

[burgercraving]

There's a giant spider down there with huge, huge teeth that drip with venom that likes to chew off little boy's things whenever they get too close.

And you know it's possible because here? Anything is.

[mindlessvandal]

Still hot, still don't care.

[burgercraving]

... Okay, screw it, we're done.