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[mindlessvandal]

I want to know what your pubic hair looks like.

Edit: Meant for this to be a private e-mail of the wooing sort. Everyone can go ahead and just ignore it.

((Having LJ issues, will hopefully pick up old+new threads tomorrow))

Comments

[ahandsomeshark]

Who were you sending it to, Nathan?

[mindlessvandal]

Shhh, don't you worry, my precious cabbage. It's nothing to be jealous of.

[ahandsomeshark]

They're going to hate you.

[mindlessvandal]

You'd know all about being hated, wouldn't you?

[12stepstoohigh]

Well I don't know about pubic hair... but you have some fantastic balls, my friend.

[ohno_u_didnt]

*Looking over your shoulder and-*

M-Mason...

[12stepstoohigh]

[glances up]

Yes, darling? Pee ess, when are the breasts returning?

[ohno_u_didnt]

What are you even... This is so...

Ah? Maybe tomorrow, maybe never. This is camp afterall.

[timehoodie]

...

How old are you?

[mindlessvandal]

...

Yes, well, that's right out, then.

[timehoodie]

Just a question!

[burgercraving]

It's called Brazilian waxing. I'm sure most people with brains do it because otherwise you're just gross.

[mindlessvandal]

Thank you for your contribution. I'll think of you fondly later when I'm getting personal with Righty.

[burgercraving]

That wasn't a volunteering of information, you asshole!

[mindlessvandal]

Do we have waxers here? What's the upkeep like?

[forevermadao]

You've got some serious problems, kid.

[mindlessvandal]

It's a courting ritual. We're all doing it these days.

[forevermadao]

Kids these days... Look, I know you're enjoying your carefree youth now, but stuff like this can end up coming back to haunt you.

[mindlessvandal]

Probably not more than my criminal record.