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[mindlessvandal]

I want to know what your pubic hair looks like.

Edit: Meant for this to be a private e-mail of the wooing sort. Everyone can go ahead and just ignore it.

((Having LJ issues, will hopefully pick up old+new threads tomorrow))

Comments

[ahandsomeshark]

Who were you sending it to, Nathan?

[mindlessvandal]

Shhh, don't you worry, my precious cabbage. It's nothing to be jealous of.

[ahandsomeshark]

They're going to hate you.

[mindlessvandal]

You'd know all about being hated, wouldn't you?

[ahandsomeshark]

I don't think anybody hates me here.

[mindlessvandal]

That seems incredibly unlikely. You better double check.

[ahandsomeshark]

I don't know why, but everyone's been nice to me.

[mindlessvandal]

We tend to call that "pity."

[ahandsomeshark]

Nobody pitied me back home.

[mindlessvandal]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

[ahandsomeshark]

They usually just hated me. Or didn't care.

[mindlessvandal]

I'm talking about the group, mate.

[ahandsomeshark]

You're not my friends because you pity me.

[mindlessvandal]

I'm pretty sure Curtis is. Maybe Kelly.

[ahandsomeshark]

Curtis doesn't like anyone normally.

[ahandsomeshark]

But don't say that about Kelly.