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[boxbythebed]

[Yeah, you know how sometimes when you're 15, ill-advised spray-tanning and bad dye jobs seem like a good idea? ...Yeah. Guess who's deaged.]

So, like... what the hell kind of wrong turn did I take to end up an extra in Children of the Corn? Not cool.

But hey, where can I get a sparkler?

(( Jennifer is deaged and, for the spiritually sensitive

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[bitchester]

... Uh.

Hey.

[boxbythebed]

Does your girlfriend know you're inviting me back to your room?

[bitchester]

She'll get the memo.

[boxbythebed]

I'm sure.

[bitchester]

... By the way, do you like cake?

[boxbythebed]

...Do I like cake? Who doesn't like cake?

[bitchester]

... We should go have some. Before I take you to my place.

[boxbythebed]

Is this roofie cake?

[bitchester]

... No. I'll eat some, too.

[boxbythebed]

Well, whatever. I'm starving.

[bitchester]

[starts walking to the mess hall]

[boxbythebed]

[following! and catching up to walk beside him]

You know, your face is gonna stick like that.

[bitchester]

[... this is so eerie. stumbles for a moment]

Yeah. I guess it might.

[boxbythebed]

How old did you say you were?

[bitchester]

... How old do I look?

[boxbythebed]

...Old.