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[boxbythebed]

[Yeah, you know how sometimes when you're 15, ill-advised spray-tanning and bad dye jobs seem like a good idea? ...Yeah. Guess who's deaged.]

So, like... what the hell kind of wrong turn did I take to end up an extra in Children of the Corn? Not cool.

But hey, where can I get a sparkler?

(( Jennifer is deaged and, for the spiritually sensitive

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[bitchester]

... Uh.

Hey.

[bitchester]

She and I talked for a few hours. I met her again a few times. Mostly it was about ... books and college, nothing important. She probably didn't think to mention it to you.

[boxbythebed]

You're in college?

[bitchester]

... Something like that, yeah.

[boxbythebed]

Needy doesn't like older guys. So if you're thinking about it, it's not happening, creep.

[bitchester]

As it turns out, she's not really my type.

[boxbythebed]

Good.

[bitchester]

Look, I just-I just wanna look out for you while you're here. That's gonna sound a little strange, but there you have it.

[boxbythebed]

...Why?

You know, I never told you my name, so how do you know who I am?

[bitchester]

... Pictures. She carries pictures of you, since you're her best friend.

[boxbythebed]

...Fine. This is really weird and I don't trust you, but fine.

[bitchester]

... Thanks, Jennifer. I don't think Needy would forgive me if I let you, uh-if I didn't help you.

[boxbythebed]

Dude, if you're trying to get into her pants...

[bitchester]

... I've got a girlfriend. It's not like that.

[boxbythebed]

Oh yeah? Does your girlfriend know you're chatting up a fifteen year old?

[bitchester]

... She will.