[Yeah, you know how sometimes when you're 15, ill-advised
spray-tanning and
bad dye jobs seem like a good idea? ...Yeah. Guess who's deaged.]
So, like... what the hell kind of wrong turn did I take to end up an extra in Children of the Corn? Not cool.
But hey, where can I get a sparkler?
(( Jennifer is deaged and, for the spiritually sensitive, completely normal and demon-less ))