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[boxbythebed]

[Yeah, you know how sometimes when you're 15, ill-advised spray-tanning and bad dye jobs seem like a good idea? ...Yeah. Guess who's deaged.]

So, like... what the hell kind of wrong turn did I take to end up an extra in Children of the Corn? Not cool.

But hey, where can I get a sparkler?

(( Jennifer is deaged and, for the spiritually sensitive

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[ilikethemshort]

Children of the Corn?

[boxbythebed]

You know, with Linda Hamilton and all those creepy kids?

[ilikethemshort]

. . . I wonder if that's where that creepy guy got his inspiration for.

Uh, fireworks are by the mess all, if you want.

[boxbythebed]

...Mess Hall? What is this, some kinda camp?

[cofferedinbees]

A sparkler, I'm assuming, for the Independence Day celebrations?

There were some fireworks earlier today. Perhaps they have some left over.

[boxbythebed]

There you are. I was looking for you.

[cofferedinbees]

I've never met you before, and I arrived here only two weeks ago. But I suppose with the amount of people here, a case of mistaken identity is expected.

[boxbythebed]

April Fools is in April, Needy. Geez, you'd think someone as smart as you would be able to realize that the month is in the name.

[boxbythebed]

[hello]

What is your favourite movie?

[boxbythebed]

Why would I laugh?

[bitchester]

... Uh.

Hey.

[boxbythebed]

That's not an answer.

[bitchester]

... I'm fresh out of sparklers.

[boxbythebed]

You and eeeveryone else.

[bornsnarky]

[fascinated]

Wow, I've never met a species your shade of orange before.

[boxbythebed]

Orange?

[bornsnarky]

Ah, sorry, in my terminology we call that 'orange', which means...

You're human, aren't you.

[ohcrapohcrapohcrap]

[boxbythebed]

Duh!