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[boxbythebed]

[Yeah, you know how sometimes when you're 15, ill-advised spray-tanning and bad dye jobs seem like a good idea? ...Yeah. Guess who's deaged.]

So, like... what the hell kind of wrong turn did I take to end up an extra in Children of the Corn? Not cool.

But hey, where can I get a sparkler?

(( Jennifer is deaged and, for the spiritually sensitive

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[bitchester]

... Uh.

Hey.

[boxbythebed]

That's not an answer.

[bitchester]

... I'm fresh out of sparklers.

[boxbythebed]

You and eeeveryone else.

[bitchester]

... You aren't bothered by the change in scenery?

[boxbythebed]

I've been told that I'm in some sort of prison alternate reality, so I figure that what really happened is that I blanked out or whatever and stumbled on a commune of drugged out hippies.

There's a road over there. I'm gonna find someone with a car and then use it.

[bitchester]

... It's literally a road to nowhere. My brother and I have a car, but it won't help you out.

Otherwise, I'd offer you a ride myself.

[boxbythebed]

Well, thanks for nothing, I guess.

[bitchester]

... I can show you a place to stay, though.

[boxbythebed]

...Yeah? Where?

[bitchester]

... There's a bar with an open room. It might not be your scene, but it could be worse. I could also loan you my bed for the next week until I figure out a way to get you out of here.

[boxbythebed]

Okay, I'm not stupid. That's got stranger danger written all over it.

[bitchester]

... Sorry, I guess I should be honest.

I'm ... uh, I'm a friend of Needy's. The name's Sam. I'm ... I'm actually kind of surprised she never mentioned me.

[boxbythebed]

...I know all of Needy's friends. Where're you from?

[bitchester]

... Out of town. I guess she didn't mention everyone. We, uh-we met in a bookstore when my brother and I were stopping through.

[boxbythebed]

Ugh, I hate it when she does that.