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[boldstarring]

[if you pass by the lawyertarium this evening, you may very well notice that it has been thoroughly toilet-papered. streams of white tissue blow back and forth, hanging limply from every place imaginable around the building, including any surrounding trees or bushes or cornstalks. there is also a poor motorcycle that has fallen victim to what can

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[legally_blond]

[screw the Lawyertarium, that's my hog]

Who put this thing on my bike?!

[gleestud]

More importantly, why the hell isn't it wearing a helmet? That's totally not safe. I'm pretty sure the Midwest is full of bike helmet laws.

[legally_blond]

It's made of straw, it couldn't support a helmet -- and that's not the point.

[gleestud]

Someone could put a ball or a melon or something in the middle. Or maybe if it were one of those scarecrows with pumpkin heads?

[howbabbyformed]

Whoa.

[boldstarring]

[... whup.]

[howbabbyformed]

[gives him a very stealthy thumbs up]

[boldstarring]

[. . .]

[boxbythebed]

...Did I miss a party?

[gleestud]

Yep. Looks like it was a fun one, too. I bet those lawyers got hammered or something.

[boxbythebed]

[clucks her tongue]

No one ever invites me to anything.

[gleestud]

What, this your kinda party?

[inurakuma]

[LOLOLOLOLOL]

[gleestud]

Gosh. This is just terrible.

[inurakuma]

Are you kidding? This is awesome!

[gleestud]

Well. Terrible in an awesome way.

[hisamputee]

[SNICKERING]

[gleestud]

[dragon!?]

Uh.

[hisamputee]

[STARES AT]

[gleestud]

[...wave wave]

Hi!