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[if you pass by the lawyertarium this evening, you may very well notice that it has been thoroughly toilet-papered. streams of white tissue blow back and forth, hanging limply from every place imaginable around the building, including any surrounding trees or bushes or cornstalks. there is also a poor motorcycle that has fallen victim to what can

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[boxbythebed]

...Did I miss a party?

[gleestud]

Yep. Looks like it was a fun one, too. I bet those lawyers got hammered or something.

[boxbythebed]

[clucks her tongue]

No one ever invites me to anything.

[gleestud]

What, this your kinda party?

[boxbythebed]

I'm desperate.

[gleestud]

Well! Maybe next time these criminals or drunks or whatever get up to no good, they'll drop you a line.

[boxbythebed]

Oh, that sounds dangerous.

[gleestud]

Only a little!

[boxbythebed]

Might be a little too scary for me.

[gleestud]

It's cool, it's cool. One of these hooligans is probably a tall buff dude who'll make sure you don't run into trouble or nothin'.

[boxbythebed]

I don't know if I can trust a hooligan...

[gleestud]

What if he had a trustworthy face.

[boxbythebed]

I don't know what he looks like.

[gleestud]

...point.

[boxbythebed]

And, like, I'd need to know if he had an eyepatch or not. 'Cause that's the biggest indicator of shadiness.

[gleestud]

But that'd rank pretty high on the badass meter!