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[if you pass by the lawyertarium this evening, you may very well notice that it has been thoroughly toilet-papered. streams of white tissue blow back and forth, hanging limply from every place imaginable around the building, including any surrounding trees or bushes or cornstalks. there is also a poor motorcycle that has fallen victim to what can

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[legally_blond]

[screw the Lawyertarium, that's my hog]

Who put this thing on my bike?!

[gleestud]

More importantly, why the hell isn't it wearing a helmet? That's totally not safe. I'm pretty sure the Midwest is full of bike helmet laws.

[legally_blond]

It's made of straw, it couldn't support a helmet -- and that's not the point.

[gleestud]

Someone could put a ball or a melon or something in the middle. Or maybe if it were one of those scarecrows with pumpkin heads?

[legally_blond]

I'm taking its head off along with the rest of it.

[gleestud]

Oh, come on. This's the only joyride that thing'll get in its life! Why would you do that!

[legally_blond]

Because it's my joyride and the scarecrow isn't invited.

[gleestud]

Maybe you could be friends! I dunno, I think you're writing him off too quickly. He just wants to have fun.

[legally_blond]

You do realise you're talking about a scarecrow, ja?

[gleestud]

Yeah, but aren't the odds good that he just got there on his own? Camp and all.

[legally_blond]

Even if the scarecrow put himself on the bike, the level of wrapping around him couldn't be done by his own hands.

If it even has hands.

[gleestud]

He could've had a...what's the word. Starts with an "A" and means partner.

[legally_blond]

Accomplice.

[gleestud]

Yeah, that. Somebody who wanted him on that bike till the end of his days.

[legally_blond]

Someone who was personally invested in him, then.

[gleestud]

This is a sad story. We should submit it to a documentary channel or something.