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but_a_wolf in campfuckudie

[THIS IS A POST ON THE NETWORK]

Mar 31, 2010 15:44

I have gathered a group of experts whose sole objective today is to HELP YOU.

So come get your free ANONYMOUS advice. You give people a problem, then my group of experts, other people and random trolls will tell you what to do!

Remember not to feed the trolls!

((ANON ADVICE POST, use cfudanon and such. Jump each other! I'll be slow. I'm on IRC as ( Read more... )

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cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:27:34 UTC

I stole all of Gilbert's underwear and don't know where to hide it.

actualrapist March 31 2010, 22:31:07 UTC

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cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:34:25 UTC

That's not very good advice.

actualrapist March 31 2010, 22:45:38 UTC

You could hide it in my office, Break-san.

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cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:30:49 UTC

I'm in a bit of a bind--I met a wonderful woman a few weeks ago, but I haven't been able to find her since.

How do I know if someone's actually a... how to put this... A supervillain?

but_a_wolf March 31 2010, 22:32:18 UTC

Ask her what she thinks about the Justice League.

cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:33:07 UTC

You don't think that's too obvious? I mean, I don't want to offend her.

but_a_wolf March 31 2010, 22:47:39 UTC

Isn't it a common piece of conversation in worlds with superheros? "Oh that Superman, can you believe he was friends with Lex Luthor?"

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cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:35:02 UTC

So I have a boyfriend at home and I really love him but he

Where I'm from, I'm not really considered a person by most people, but my boyfriend does. He just treats me as a person he doesn't like. So, should I what should I do?

sistercomplex March 31 2010, 22:40:01 UTC

Dump him.

cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:40:28 UTC

Why?!

sistercomplex March 31 2010, 22:41:47 UTC

Cuz that'll make him realize he's being an ass and if he's the right guy, he'll work to get you back.

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cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:37:43 UTC

My roommate is far too modest for his own good. What should I do, to convince him to lighten up a bit?

notlow March 31 2010, 22:40:45 UTC

Roll him a joint, and put some Jackass on. Alternatively, you could dye all of his clothes pink with Kool-Aid. Your pick, man.

cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:43:42 UTC

Do what now? As for dying his clothes, I doubt it would matter much. He'd still wear them...all ten or so layers.

butterflybuldge March 31 2010, 22:44:57 UTC

Oh, now I KNOW who this is.

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cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:38:51 UTC

How do you know if you're dead?

narcolepsnip March 31 2010, 22:40:22 UTC

Would you not remember dying?

cfudanon March 31 2010, 22:44:57 UTC

I don't know.

narcolepsnip March 31 2010, 22:47:29 UTC

Why is it that you think you're dead?

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