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[but_a_wolf]

I have gathered a group of experts whose sole objective today is to HELP YOU.

So come get your free ANONYMOUS advice. You give people a problem, then my group of experts, other people and random trolls will tell you what to do!

Remember not to feed the trolls!

((ANON ADVICE POST, use cfudanon and such. Jump each other! I'll be slow. I'm on IRC as

Comments

[cfudanon]

My roommate is far too modest for his own good. What should I do, to convince him to lighten up a bit?

[notlow]

Roll him a joint, and put some Jackass on. Alternatively, you could dye all of his clothes pink with Kool-Aid. Your pick, man.

[cfudanon]

Do what now? As for dying his clothes, I doubt it would matter much. He'd still wear them...all ten or so layers.

[butterflybuldge]

Oh, now I KNOW who this is.

[cfudanon]

Good for you. Unfortunately, I'm all out of gold stars.

[butterflybuldge]

It's okay, I'll just accept my amusement as reward.

[notlow]

Hey, homo-fabulous! What's up with this guy? I'm not going to sit around and explain everything there is to a kid who hasn't gotten his cherry popped.

[butterflybuldge]

I'm just making the assumption, but the person they are referring to really is uptight. They also wear an obscene amount of clothing. Once the heat of the summer arrives, they're done for.

But really, there's nothing you can do about people like that. They're just straight-laced, and the only fun you get out of them is by scaring them. So, anonymous who may be reading this, go with this person's suggestion of dyeing their clothing - it'll be funny. ♥

[notlow]

No, no. I know how to deal with them. Come on, I live with Roldy. -I mean, the guy who is asking and couldn't tell Pamela Anderson from Stephen Hawking.

[butterflybuldge]

Now that's alarming.

[notlow]

As long as I don't see this guy in the showers, we're all good.

[cfudanon]

Such an elementary prank, though.

[butterflybuldge]

Think of something more creative, then~

[cfudanon]

I've got a few ideas myself, but why waste this opportunity to tap camp's potential?

[notlow]

Look, we'll deal with that later. There's a bigger problem here. Do you not understand what a joint is? I get it if Jackass isn't your kind of thing, because it enables macho-assholes doing stupid stunts at your local 7/11. But they put a guy in a meat suit and let him get attacked by a dog. How can you not watch that?

[cfudanon]

I can't say I know what that is, no. And you'll have to specify which jackass you're talking about. This is a big place after all.