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[but_a_wolf]

I have gathered a group of experts whose sole objective today is to HELP YOU.

So come get your free ANONYMOUS advice. You give people a problem, then my group of experts, other people and random trolls will tell you what to do!

Remember not to feed the trolls!

((ANON ADVICE POST, use cfudanon and such. Jump each other! I'll be slow. I'm on IRC as

Comments

[cfudanon]

I stole all of Gilbert's underwear and don't know where to hide it.

[actualrapist]

...

[cfudanon]

That's not very good advice.

[actualrapist]

You could hide it in my office, Break-san.

[cfudanon]

Ah! The doctor is too kind!

[actualrapist]

I am happy to help ♥

[narcolepsnip]

If you're referring to my brother Gilbert, I suggest inside Xerxes Break's pillowcase. If he were to find it, the blame would be ... hmm, believably misplaced.

[cfudanon]

Aaah~ but Break-san is so terrifying!

[narcolepsnip]

Haha ... don't worry, don't worry. When you get to know him, you'll find he's like a kitten~.

[cfudanon]

And what kind of personal experience do you have with that . . . I wonder. . .

[narcolepsnip]

Enough to know that Break-san is the one talking~. Do put my brother's underwear back where you found them. He's delicate about things like that, I'm sure.

[sistercomplex]

Someone else's room.

[cfudanon]

Hmm, any suggestions?

[sistercomplex]

Probably'll work best if it's someone he knows really well.

[cfudanon]

Like his master?

[sistercomplex]

... wait what?