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[barfintomyhat]

So, we can't get out because there's a barrier. That much is clear.

But then, where does the meat that the cooks use to make our food come from? If it's those gorillas, which fur I am certain doesn't naturally occur in the wild or captivity, then I'm going to be ill . . .

(( It's past midnight and I have a long day tomorrow! Picking up will occur

Comments

[goldstarring]

You just had to ask, didn't you. Especially as there are worse things around here than gorilla that it could be!

[barfintomyhat]

Rachel, I'm not going to let ten years of dedicated skin care rituals amount to nothing just because I was trapped in a zombie camp for however long it ends up being.

[goldstarring]

What if it's zombie. If it's prepared really well we might not have noticed we've been eating people! And I've been here longer than you which means I've eaten more people, and human meat is not kosher, Kurt!

[DEEP BREATHS, DEEP BREATHS.]

[barfintomyhat]

Right. From now on, my diet consists solely of tap water and breadsticks.

[capthlock_rage]

No one's ever been able to answer that for me.

[barfintomyhat]

At least I'm not alone in wondering. That's a small consolation.

[capthlock_rage]

Very small.

[barfintomyhat]

You're not going to tell me not to think about it, are you?

[safetystayson]

I'd always assumed there was an illogical explanation to it, considering this place doesn't seem to operate on the logical.

(( Placeholder! ))

[brokenclover]

[brokenclover]

Maclean-san!

[safetystayson]

Hey Himawari. It's been a long time.

[ridestherider]

... not from the lake, right?

[ridestherider]

"Some of them"? [Comforting.]

[dickwithwings]

Well, you're still alive, aren't you? I wouldn't worry about it too much.

[barfintomyhat]

That . . . is a good point, yes. But it can't be healthy to be eating gorilla meat every day. Besides, my diet regime is very clear about eating primate only sparingly.

[dickwithwings]

Sparingly? You need a lot more meat than that, I'm afraid. You're nothing but skin and bones.

[barfintomyhat]

[in teen speak, that's code for "you're doing it right"]

Primate meat, sir.