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[barfintomyhat]

So, we can't get out because there's a barrier. That much is clear.

But then, where does the meat that the cooks use to make our food come from? If it's those gorillas, which fur I am certain doesn't naturally occur in the wild or captivity, then I'm going to be ill . . .

(( It's past midnight and I have a long day tomorrow! Picking up will occur

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[capthlock_rage]

No one's ever been able to answer that for me.

[barfintomyhat]

At least I'm not alone in wondering. That's a small consolation.

[capthlock_rage]

Very small.

[barfintomyhat]

You're not going to tell me not to think about it, are you?

[capthlock_rage]

I already know that doesn't work.

[barfintomyhat]

Thank you. I'm not going to judge anyone's readiness to let go of basic civility, and I prefer that the same courtesy is extended to me for holding onto my principles.

[capthlock_rage]

Your principles won't keep you from eating it, will they? I mean, it's disturbing that no one knows where it comes from, but it tastes okay. And I've been having it for over two years with no side effects.

[barfintomyhat]

[sigh] I'm still trying to decide that. It depends on how long I could survive on nothing but water and breadsticks.

[capthlock_rage]

That sounds pretty boring.

[barfintomyhat]

Maybe I could turn to meditation. It worked for Madonna.

[o_sarchasm]

Hey, I'm not gonna question it.

[capthlock_rage]

Not even for science?

[o_sarchasm]

... I am a fan of science...

[capthlock_rage]

I mean, there has to be a logical explanation, right?

[o_sarchasm]

The logical explanation would be "surprise! It's all gorilla."

[capthlock_rage]

. . . It doesn't taste like gorilla.