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[barfintomyhat]

So, we can't get out because there's a barrier. That much is clear.

But then, where does the meat that the cooks use to make our food come from? If it's those gorillas, which fur I am certain doesn't naturally occur in the wild or captivity, then I'm going to be ill . . .

(( It's past midnight and I have a long day tomorrow! Picking up will occur

Comments

[dickwithwings]

Well, you're still alive, aren't you? I wouldn't worry about it too much.

[barfintomyhat]

That . . . is a good point, yes. But it can't be healthy to be eating gorilla meat every day. Besides, my diet regime is very clear about eating primate only sparingly.

[dickwithwings]

Sparingly? You need a lot more meat than that, I'm afraid. You're nothing but skin and bones.

[barfintomyhat]

[in teen speak, that's code for "you're doing it right"]

Primate meat, sir.

[dickwithwings]

Well, if your ancestors could survive on it thousands of years ago, I'm confident you can, too.

[barfintomyhat]

My ancestors used poisonous cosmetics containing lead and mercury, but that's not enough reason for me to pick those up and quit using the products recommended by Vogue.

[dickwithwings]

No, but at least they survived long enough for you to get here.

[barfintomyhat]

I don't understand how we got into this topic.

[helenesque]

He won't agree. People these days are too picky.

[dickwithwings]

[over dramatic sigh] That is unfortunately true.

[helenesque]

I bet he'd eat gorilla if he were hungry enough.

[dickwithwings]

[chuckles] That doesn't sound like too bad of an idea, actually.

[helenesque]

[... raises an eyebrow.]

What do you consider a good idea?

[dickwithwings]

[did I mention that he's a douchebag? shrugs]

I'm just saying. The boy should eat more.

[helenesque]

Gorilla meat is probably too lean to help him gain weight anyway.

[dickwithwings]

Oh well. He should still eat more anyway.