Cake?

[epicbossfight]

[as you walk through camp, you will probably notice a man sitting at a picnic table grabbing people's attention as they pass. he has a clipboard with quite a few pages of names attached to it. on the table, there is a very large birthday cake behind a sign reading 'Free Cake'Everyone possessing special abilities needs to come see me so I can check

Comments

[in_sovietme]

I like cake~

[littlestsoldier]

Seriously? That stuff is way too sweet.

[in_sovietme]

*ponders*

You could scrape of the icing!

[littlestsoldier]

Nah, still too sweet.

[takeme2urpants]

What would you classify as... "special"?

[ashadowofhope]

You.

*giving your back I think it's your back a strong push towards the guy*

[takeme2urpants]

[Not that I mind the sudden physicality, but--moves forward a bit, but catches himself]

--Oswald?

[ashadowofhope]

...

*looks to you expectantly, waiting for your question*

[sistercomplex]

We know it's sugar-free.

[epicbossfight]

So? It's cake. Do you eat cake?

[sistercomplex]

Depends. Did you make it?

[epicbossfight]

Nope, but I'm sure it's fine. Name?

[thethirdd]

Why is it a birthday cake if it's not anyone's birthday? That's pretty silly. [but grabbing a slice]

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[epicbossfight]

I'm sure it's someone's birthday.

[blocking the cake with his hand] Name first.

[thethirdd]

Somewhere in the world. Maybe even in camp. Ah, it's just for the ones you're looking for? That might be a long list. I'm Senjyu Ren!

[epicbossfight]

It's a very long list. Guess I really get to do my job.

Anyone can have the cake. I just need names first.

[necessaryevil]

*wow there's nothing suspicious about this at all*

[epicbossfight]

[ignoring you look]

I promise the cake is fine, although apparently sugarless. I take no responsibility for that.

[necessaryevil]

I didn't question the cake, did I?

[epicbossfight]

Ah. So the question is about me, then. Tell me what's on your mind, I'm dying to know.