Cake?

[epicbossfight]

[as you walk through camp, you will probably notice a man sitting at a picnic table grabbing people's attention as they pass. he has a clipboard with quite a few pages of names attached to it. on the table, there is a very large birthday cake behind a sign reading 'Free Cake'Everyone possessing special abilities needs to come see me so I can check

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[sadninjainsand]

Consolations?

[epicbossfight]

Sorry, I misspoke. Consultations. Should you be on my list?

[sadninjainsand]

What are the consultations for?

[epicbossfight]

To discuss your abilities and their effects on your life. I happen to be an expert on the subject.

[emogivesuwings]

Sylar.

[borncaptain]

He's smarter than he looks.

[emogivesuwings]

He might be able to read minds.

[borncaptain]

Soo, he's gonna lure all of them out here with... cake.

You're right. That's brilliant.

[tsunderanged]

Yeah and what's the catch?

[epicbossfight]

Nothing at all. I just need to get my list sorted out, and who doesn't love cake?

[tsunderanged]

It sounds pretty damn fishy to me.

[epicbossfight]

I'm just checking off names. [shows you that the list is just lots of pages of names with some scribbled notes]

[pie_or_death]

Cake.

[epicbossfight]

Just give me your name, and help yourself.

[pie_or_death]

Ned. And no. Uh. Thanks.

[epicbossfight]

[flips through the pages]

Well, Ned, it looks like we need to have talk.

[goddanit]

[loitering around and taking notes~]

[epicbossfight]

[watching you for a second]

It's just cake.

[goddanit]

Not the cake, idiot! All the people who come!

[epicbossfight]

And why would you need notes on them?