Cake?

[epicbossfight]

[as you walk through camp, you will probably notice a man sitting at a picnic table grabbing people's attention as they pass. he has a clipboard with quite a few pages of names attached to it. on the table, there is a very large birthday cake behind a sign reading 'Free Cake'Everyone possessing special abilities needs to come see me so I can check

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[tsunderanged]

Yeah and what's the catch?

[epicbossfight]

Nothing at all. I just need to get my list sorted out, and who doesn't love cake?

[tsunderanged]

It sounds pretty damn fishy to me.

[epicbossfight]

I'm just checking off names. [shows you that the list is just lots of pages of names with some scribbled notes]

[tsunderanged]

And where did you get those names? Don't tell me it was a zombie or some shit like that.

[epicbossfight]

Of course not. This was all given to me as part of my job. Why would I take a list from a zombie? That's just dangerous.

[tsunderanged]

And what job is that?

[epicbossfight]

Unique Ability Consultation. It seems I was sorely needed.

sorry for the lateness orz

[tsunderanged]

Seems pretty fucking suspicious to me.