Cake?

[epicbossfight]

[as you walk through camp, you will probably notice a man sitting at a picnic table grabbing people's attention as they pass. he has a clipboard with quite a few pages of names attached to it. on the table, there is a very large birthday cake behind a sign reading 'Free Cake'Everyone possessing special abilities needs to come see me so I can check

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[takeme2urpants]

What would you classify as... "special"?

[ashadowofhope]

You.

*giving your back I think it's your back a strong push towards the guy*

[takeme2urpants]

[Not that I mind the sudden physicality, but--moves forward a bit, but catches himself]

--Oswald?

[ashadowofhope]

...

*looks to you expectantly, waiting for your question*

[takeme2urpants]

...Is something amiss, or are you suddenly interesting in matchmaking?

[ashadowofhope]

...don't be foolish.

[takeme2urpants]

That what would you have me do? Is this man troublesome to you?

[ashadowofhope]

...

As he seems intent on assessing unique strengths, it would be appropriate that he gauges yours.

That is, of course, unless you consider yourself unexceptional.

[takeme2urpants]

...Well, modesty prohibits me... but I do not believe I could be of service to him, as most of my skills are merely related to wartime strategy.

[ashadowofhope]

Is that so?

[takeme2urpants]

The VUX, while they are slightly more physically capable than most humans, do not possess any "supernatural" abilities. In this way, I am a standard specimen.

Hee hee hee! Were you expecting something spectacular? I am sorry to dissapoint. ♥

[ashadowofhope]

Perhaps. You are much more peculiar then any form of creature in Erion.

[takeme2urpants]

I do hope that is complementary.

[ashadowofhope]

It is nothing but a statement of fact.

[takeme2urpants]

Hmm. ♥ Is there anything else you would care to know about me? Could could simply ask, my friend.

[ashadowofhope]

*will probably regret asking this*

...what is it that you eat?