Mess Hall Post

[foreverandeva]

[Yes. The unimaginable happened. All your cutlery now belongs to the Director and we're left with...]

[...sporks]

I-I suppose if there's nothing else...

((night! will pick up tomorrow))

Comments

[mywifeaneva]

. . . it just figures.

[foreverandeva]

I don't mind, really! It's just been a while since I've used them.

[mywifeaneva]

[poking at his eggs unsuccessfully. grump. grump grump grump.]

[...deep long-suffering teenage sigh.]

[foreverandeva]

... Gendo? Is something wrong?

[runedmylife]

This is absolutely atrocious! And insult to my sensibilities! A TRAVESTY!

[foreverandeva]

O-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I can look for the spoons and forks if they're still somewhere close by...

[runedmylife]

--NO! [grabs Yui's hands] My fair lady, it suits you not to do such... grunt work! The work of fiends is surely at hand! Worry your pretty little self not, maiden. For I, Euram Barows, will--

[mywifeaneva]

[aaand grabbing Euram's hand.]

--Stop touching her.

[my_numbertwo]

[what is this?!]

I guess. . . If it works.

[foreverandeva]

Try it! It's not hard.

[my_numbertwo]

Before that, what is it?

[foreverandeva]

This is a spork! It's half a spoon and half a fork!

[bringingdasushi]

[ you've never seen special until you see an Asian try to use a spork. ]

[WELCOME TO THE MOST PLACEHOLDERY PLACEHOLDER EVER]

[foreverandeva]

Do you need help too?

[legally_blond]

[but they are so ineffective for stabbing meat with]

Ach, it's almost not worth the effort to even use them.

[foreverandeva]

It can be difficult. Just keep trying.

[legally_blond]

Oh, I will, of course. Having a meal is worth the effort.

[foreverandeva]

Oh, that's good at least!