Mess Hall Post

[foreverandeva]

[Yes. The unimaginable happened. All your cutlery now belongs to the Director and we're left with...]

[...sporks]

I-I suppose if there's nothing else...

((night! will pick up tomorrow))

Comments

[runedmylife]

This is absolutely atrocious! And insult to my sensibilities! A TRAVESTY!

[foreverandeva]

O-Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I can look for the spoons and forks if they're still somewhere close by...

[runedmylife]

--NO! [grabs Yui's hands] My fair lady, it suits you not to do such... grunt work! The work of fiends is surely at hand! Worry your pretty little self not, maiden. For I, Euram Barows, will--

[mywifeaneva]

[aaand grabbing Euram's hand.]

--Stop touching her.

[runedmylife]

Yes, that's right my boy -- I will stop touching--

[runedmylife]

Pardon.

[foreverandeva]

[touching Gendo's shoulder reassuringly]

I don't mind looking for them.

[mywifeaneva]

He's, uhm, touching you.

[runedmylife]

A feat you wish you were worthy enough to even dream of doing, surely. [HA HA HA HA I'M SO GRAND]

[mywifeaneva]

[... wrenching Euram's hand away from Yui and tossing it back at him with a little more force than was necessary]

Watch it.

[foreverandeva]

[holding Gendo's hand]

This is my boyfriend, sir.

[runedmylife]

Do not worry, fair maid, I'm sure he's merely jealous--

[runedmylife]

Oh.

[runedmylife]

Your taste leaves much to be desired.

[foreverandeva]

D-Don't say that! He's important to me!

[mywifeaneva]

[s-so stunned by this he can't even do anything retarded. just stares.]